![]() The world will adjust." "I play LIFE like a pro!" "They told me I couldn't, so I did." "Does my sparkle burn your eyes?" "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the baddest one of them all?" "Throwing shade isn't going to help you shine." "I got my own back." "Let me file that under 'I don't care. "Part sweet, part savage." "No guts, no glory, no legend, no story." "And she would bow to no one." "Be you. "Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters." "Blood type: matte black with a hint of gold." "I gotta stop giving CPR to dead situations." "Confidence level: selfie with no filter." "I wouldn’t chase you because I’m the catch." "Don't check for me unless you have a check for me." "I live my life in fast forward, but they haters wanna rewind me." "I don't work for the money, I make the money work for me." "I'm a vibe that no one else can replace." "The same ol' me, just a little bit more fabulous." "She has fire in her soul and grace in her heart." I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. "It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat it at home." Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you? Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! ![]() I noticed people were trying to find a generator like fancy letters, but were ending up on actual font sites rather than generators of copy-paste text like this one. Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk. Hello This is a generator for text fonts of the 'cool' variety. "I hate it when people are at your house and ask, "Hey, do you have a bathroom?" No, not at all, we shit in the yard." ![]() "Love is like a booger, you keep picking at it until you get it and once you get it, you don't know what to do with it."Ĭurrently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella One Girls Search for Love and Shoes. Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey. I see food, and I eat it."ĩ9% of the time my brain is thinking blah, meh, why, huh, WTF, food and computers. Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. ![]()
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